Play Spot The funny t shirt Next Time You’re Clubbing
I have a drinking game that I like to call “Who has the best funny t shirt in the club tonight?” Okay, it may not be the most original game, but it beats playing bunch buggy or I Spy, and it can be rather entertaining. I took notes last weekend and here’s how the game played out at Scoreland, one of our local watering holes with dance club ambitions.
9:05 Cab dropped us off at Scoreland. Bouncers were not impressed by anything we said as we descended the stairs. Opened up the door to the main room to discover that there are no women. The name Scoreland appears to have been a firmly tongue in cheek choice. Only a few dozen guys around at this point, and none of them is wearing a tee shirt. There is a guy with a bizarre black ruffled thing that looks a little Flamenco and a little bit pirate, but that doesn’t count.
9:30 First sighting of the night. Fat guy enters the bar and immediately orders two Bud Lites. Clearly, this is far too little and far too late to help his waistband, but he does score points for his baby blue “I Can Has Awesomes?” shirt. Hopefully the first of many funny tshirts of the night.
9:47 “Instant Genius: Just Add Beer” is spotted. He ordered rum and Coke. What’s up with that?
10:15 A classic Seinfeld moment in the washroom. No, it had nothing to do with shrinkage it was another funny vintage t shirts event. I was just washing up my hands and trying to avoid stepping in any of the nasty puddles on the floor when a guy stumbled in sporting a shirt with the classic George Costanza line: “The Jerk Store Called: They’re Running Out Of You.” Things are definitely picking up.
10:58 “I Can Has Awesomes?” guy has spilled a beer down his front, significantly reducing his awesomeness, although it does net him one more point for funny.
11:20 I caught a glimpse of it, but it took a few minutes of pushing past idiots dancing to “YMCA” to confirm I wasn’t seeing things. Yes, it was a very rare “Meat Is Murder. Tasty, Tasty Murder” shirt. I love that one. A sentimental favorite that will be difficult to knock off. If Scoreland had been a vegetarian joint as well, that would have been impossible to defeat.
11:25 One noes… “I Can Has Awesomes?” spilled another beer on himself, but also splashed some on the Flamenco pirate. They were both thrown out. Is this a disqualification? I’ll have to consult the rulebook.
11:55: Just before midnight and we have our winner! Cinderella ducked into Scoreland and the mice that dressed her up are fond of vintage t shirts. Nothing classes up a really nasty club like a blond sporting a Golden Girls tee shirt. We’re all winners with this one.
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